Series: Bro Safe Nerd Alert

F*****ig Glamdring

Overview

Episode One is fresh out of the oven. This week we dive into Luc Besson’s sci-fi blockbuster The Fifth Element (1997) and proclaim “misogyny bad…massages good!” Warning: do not put Glamdring into mouth.

Show Notes

TBD

Prescient

Overview

Chris, John and Michael are in the house. In this test episode your favorite nerds whip out their mics and record a rambling marathon rant. We touch on everything from action figures to a rousing debate of The Joker (2019). Behold our prescience!

Show Notes

  • Prescient
  • Magic: The Gathering
  • Chris’ Pug Sunshine
  • A Very Special Dollar Tree Action Figure
  • Shudder / Midsommar / Mandy / Color Out Of Space
  • Dogs Don’t Wear Pants / Isle Of Dogs / Milo & Otis
  • James Spader / Sex, Lies & Videotape
  • 50 Shades Of Gray
  • “No Bueno John Dayton”
  • The Beatles / Chris’ punk band
  • My Neighbor Totoro / Princess Mononoke
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Parenting
  • Girl On The Third Floor
  • Inception / Möbius Strip / Fibonacci Sequence / John’s Driving
  • Pi / Life Of Pi (aka “The Tiger In A Boat Movie”) / Darren Aronofsky / Homer Simpson
  • “You Haven’t Seen [insert_movie_name_here]?!”
  • John Needs Sleep / Awkward Compliment Moment / Scope Creep / Midsommar Bear Costume Dreams
  • Backcountry / The Edge / 100% Charles
  • Cucking / Cockblocking / Consent / Kink Shaming
  • Friedrich Nietzsche‘s “On the Genealogy of Morality”
  • Michael’s Fifty Listener Promise
  • Makin’ Babies
  • Frozen 2 / Frozen / Let It Go / Coco / How To Train Your Dragon / Finding Dori / Toy Story 3 / Cultural Appropriation
  • The Sound Of Music / The Pianist
  • Chris Doesn’t Like Sing-Talking
  • Rocky Horror Picture Show / Little Shop Of Horrors / Hedwig And The Angry Inch / Wizard Of Oz / Willy Wonka
  • Dr Seuss’ The Grinch (2017)
  • The Mormons
  • John Is A Janet
  • Brunswick Maryland, The Heart Of The Potomac
  • Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker
  • The Good Place / We Want A Beer Sponsor / Kristen Bell
  • Veronica Mars / Gilmore Girls / Dawson’s Creek / Everwood
  • EDM / Electronic Music / John’s “My Discovery Mix” / The Animatrix Soundtrack / The Animatrix
  • The Matrix / The Matrix Reloaded / The Matrix Revolutions / The Matrix 4
  • Dune (2020) / Don’t Tease Me, Bro (Chris Hates Teasers)
  • Arrival / Blade Runner 2049 / Blade Runner / Blade Runner Soundtrack / Clockwork Orange Soundtrack
  • “Sound Is 50% Of Cinema” / “Sound Is 60% Of Cinema”
  • The Inside (Now Available on Blu-Ray) / Red Letter Media
  • John’s Laundry Room / Michael’s Fence / Jack’s Impenetrable Logic / Parenting / Slowly Letting Go
  • Letterboxd
  • Joker / Parasite / The Space Mountain In John’s Mind